I'm supposed to be up early but you guys know how I am - NOCTURNAL ( Read more... )

Went to bed, then got up a few minutes ago to pee. Went pee. Got up and saw a tiny (maybe like a dime or penny in size, including legs) brown spider crawled up onto the toilet seat. I had a panic attack half naked because I became convinced that it had bitten me and I'm going to die from a spider bite to the ass ( Read more... )

The Winter Olympics make me feel like a huge fucking rice queen. I like skating. (Speedskating, figure skating, all that shit.) You know who dominates skating? Asians ( Read more... )

Scared the living shit out of myself again by looking up hantavirus because I think one of my stuffed animals has mouse pee on it.

So I'm feeling better, but I'm still worried. Because I'm paranoid as hell. I know you're not supposed to if you think you have appendicitis, but I'm going to wait. I'm not sure if it's a real problem or muscle or something else. Because, of course, it could be the dreaded period monster. Ovulating can be painful for me ( Read more... )

I'm really scared. I don't know if I need to go to a hospital or if it's nothing. I feel kind of nauseous, but that also happens when I freak out. And I'm kind of a hypochondriac. Now my muscles up my sides are tense, too. I don't know if there's swelling or not, because it could just be gas or me poking around ( Read more... )

Ugh, I just want to go to sleep. But I have this pain in my hip area. Like, right before and to the right of the no-no area. Literally right next to my hip. It's making me paranoid, though the usual answer is gas or I've been laying weird. I think it's probably a little too low to be my appendix, but it still scares me. :/

ETA: I looked it up and ( Read more... )

( Cut for mentions of things that should probably stay in the bathroom )

http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

It scares the living fuck out of me and you know what it is? FUCKING VIRAL MARKETING FOR ONE OF THOSE DISASTER MOVIES. It's not fucking funny Sony.

My sister called her doctor for me. She said that I just needed to wash the bite (which was tiny anyway) and make sure it didn't get infected. She also said that nobody ever ever ever ever ever gets rabies from a mouse and it's a good thing I have my tetanus up to date. Still... I'm worried that I'll be that person that gets rabies from a mouse and ( Read more... )